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spontaneous green day disorder 

Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".
Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*

Green Beer Day 

A Holiday created at Miami University (OH) b/c the school scheduled spring break over St. Pattys. It takes place every year the Thursday before Spring Break and is celebrated by bars opening at 5:30 am and students drinking Green Beer all day while still going to classes. Teachers try to stop this by scheduling exams but the students realize the Green Beer Day is more important and just show up drunk.

To show support of the day students wear t-shirts made for the day, green and gold mardi gras beads and often have mouths dyed green because of the amount of beer they have consumed.
I love Green Beer Day I have already passed out twice and it is only 3pm!!

I can't wait for Green Beer Day!!

What did I do on Green Beer Day, I wonder if i went to that exam.
Green Beer Day by Drea Welke March 22, 2005

national green poop day 

The day after St. Patrick's Day. Those that celebrated correctly will have green colored poop the day(s) following St. Patrick's Day.
If you're not apart of National Green Poop Day, then you did St. Patrick's Day wrong.

Green Turd Day

The day after Green Beer Day, when green causes show their inevitably green consequences.
- So I took a dump this morning, and it was GREEN.
- Yup, that's Green Turd Day alright.
Green Turd Day by Carnosaure March 6, 2010

Green Shorts Day

On May 9th everyone dresses in green shorts or pants to celebrate National Green Shorts Day. Green Shorts day was founded by Greta and Rylan at Osseo Senior High School on May 9th 2022.
Greta: “Tomarrow’s Green Shorts day, don’t forget!”
Rylan: “Which pair of green shorts should I wear?”
Abby: “OMG the creators of Green Shorts Day are so cool!!”
Julia: “Guys I woke up early to buy green shorts”
Green Shorts Day by pillow1255 August 14, 2022

Green Beer Day 

GBD is a day when miami university (ohio) students, and the locals, get wastey pants off green beer. usually, everyone ends the night with the poops and all the sluts puke an unfamiliar green (pink and blue vom is usually in their repertoire.)
OMG I can't wait for Green Beer Day, I'm so totes going to puke on that guys crotch.