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Event Horizon 

The moment after you ejaculate where you can’t physically go any longer. No matter how hard you try you can’t get past that point, hence “The Event Horizon.”
“I just got to the Event Horizon oh shit *ejaculates the alphabet onto the Brazillian Flag*”
Event Horizon by HeavyHelen August 28, 2020
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Ebenezer squeezer 

The act of receiving a spite filled hand job on the night before Christmas. Usually following a family argument about over cooked dinner
Bro, my wife got pissed when my mom bashed her turkey. She followed me upstairs and gave me a mean Ebenezer Squeezer
A giraffe with a large green butt hole
Woah look at that “eveley”
eveley by Meanie with a weenie February 22, 2021

evencore 

Evencore is a core and a lifestyle. Evencore is extremely gay and weird. It is also partiality furry. Only some can be alphas tho. To be evencore you must be slay and getting into it. You must be bestie slay girlypop.
Omg you are so evencore with the way you skip gayley and the way you just exist.

evening the odds

Evening the odds is to jump off a building and into a car that turns into a somehow non-lethal tank in a city thats only filled with criminal scum, an army, a man who hates clowns and wants to kill you, and a man that blames getting his face eaten by a mutant crocodile man with a “killer stick” on you for no reason.
The City’s Overrun. We don’t stand a chance.”
-“Stay here. I’ll send someone to pick you up.”
What are you doing?”
-“Evening the odds.”
the most beautiful, amazing, astonishing, big booty, thoughful, person in the world. they booty tooooooo fat boy or girl. it dont matter
i wish i was evencia
evencia by evencia June 8, 2023