Tom is an outgoing person with a 6+ inch pp on average. He loves to spend time with people, and will make you laugh. He doesn’t date much, but instead analyzes the people he likes to determine whether he can have a good relationship with them. Toms are the best boyfriend any girl could ask for, and in bed will make her wetter than the Atlantic Ocean. Toms are rational, funny, and intelligent, but most importantly they can be sexy beasts. Any girl who dates a Tom is in for a good time, that is, she will be with someone who cares deeply about her and her interests. Any girl that gets to share a bed with a Tom will be in for the wildest ride for her life.

Girl: Who’s that?
Guy: I dunno, but he seems pretty funny and smart.
Girl: Ooh, I bet he’s a Tom. They’re pretty awesome.
Guy: Did I just get dumped?

Tom by ForTheRepublic July 18, 2020

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Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.

Tom by EdgarWasTaken July 31, 2020

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Tom is a middle aged, middle class, suburban white dad. He wears cargo shorts and a t shirt, is good at fixing cars, watches sports religiously, is constantly making dad jokes such as: “That’s what she said!” “*insert word here* her? I don’t even know her!” Or “Welp, looks like we’re gonna have to amputate it.” When their kid gets a scrape, is always going to Home Depot, wears aprons with things like “big daddy” on themand enjoys fishing, grilling, and cracking open a cold one. Think Tim Allen from Home Improvement.

Person A: This is my dad
Person A’s Dad: Hi Person B how are you? I can’t talk for long I need to get to Home Depot to buy a new ladder but it’s nice meeting you!
Person B: Dude, your dad is such a Tom.

Tom by bewhfuvi4erk August 5, 2020

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Big scary man, really cool. He's probably cooler then you. He will smack you into next week in any hand to hand combat situation.

"do you know Tom"
"Yeah"

Tom by Fuckinepic August 29, 2020

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