Landon School 

Landon is a school for the less intelligent kids that play sports until they graduate at age 21. Commonly seen beating women because it is a rare experience for them at an all boys school where shower rape is a custom. Often travel in packs wearing vineyard vines shirts and yellow vans. At Landon school it is a custom to act hood even though your parents pay $40,000 for private school. At a school where nobody give a fuck about academics you can get away with anything if you play sports. As one of the more gay IAC schools it is necessary to play dirty and be a dick. Seeing how high your ego can get is a tradition for the Landon brown bears. While their uniforms may literally make them look like walking shits, do not be thrown off by these middle age men as they will beat up any girls in sight.

Girl : who is that douche 30 year old wearing all vineyard vines
Boy: that’s mike , he has been at Landon school since grade 8

Landon School by Crabdaddy1818 June 3, 2018

landon and chloe 

Two 13 year olds that are madly in love they are amazing together

Landon and Chloe are cute together

landon and chloe by Chloeroberts88 April 23, 2018

landon and katie 

the cutest couple around! they were friends at first and had some trouble finding eachother but now that there together nothing will tear them apart. they’re both attractive and funny. they often gaze at eachother in class and landon will try to impress katie. nobody can make them break up and they would never do anything to hurt eachother.

girl a:is that landon and katie?
girl b:yeah i think
girl a:aw there so cute!

landon and katie by urbandictionaryperson123 April 13, 2018

Landon Mathies 

A boy who seems very cute and amazing at first, and acts like he's into you.But once you get to know him he turns out to be a fucking bitch and a player.

Girl: Landon just said "bbg" I think he likes me
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!

Landon Mathies by parkviewjr1026 April 11, 2019

landon-guy 

person who goes to preppy Landon where guys are short and ugly.
'brother school' to holton, man i feel bad for those girls.

holton prep 1: You know that landon-guy i was dating?
holton prep 2: the one who was like a foot shorter than you?!?
holton prep 1: yeah. i caught him making out with some NCS girl, so I dumped him for a St. Albans guy.
holton prep 2: nice move.

landon-guy by hot-holton-punk December 11, 2004

Landon school 

Landon is a shitty 4-12 school located in Bethesda Maryland. There colors are shit brown and white with there mascot being a bear. The kids there have a certain sense that there school is better even though it’s shittier then all the high schools in the area. They try to compete with schools like Gonzaga,St. Johns,Prep and bullis which are all 100 times better then Landon in every way. Kids there think it’s cool to rape and beat women. They act hood even though there parents are cooperate lawyers with 5 country club memberships and pay 40k for a school. The schools academics are absolute shit. Every school in the area puts there differences aside to give shit to Landon. Do not apply they don’t accept unless you donate money or have a brother there. Also the boys there are extremely homosexual and make it clear to everyone else that they rape each other in the locker room.

Hot girl “a guy from Landon school abused me.”
Guy “I’m sorry don’t mess with Landon guys. There bad news”

Landon school by Treekiller321 May 18, 2020

landon-typical boy 

landon guys have huge egos

girl 1: whats that thing around that landon guy's head?
girl 2: his ego

landon-typical boy by pride January 8, 2005