Lee Harvey Oswald 

Lee Harvey Oswald was framed by the CIA for his supposed involvement with the Soviet Union. Oswald was accused of killing J.D. Tippit and JFK. Oswald was killed shortly thereafter outside of a police station by Jack Ruby. The Warren Commission released their verdict, which stated that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK from the 8th floor of the Texas Schoolbook Depository.

The best part about this already fallacious investigation is the “magic bullet” theory, because everyone knows that it is totally possible to have a bullet move in and out of two people multiple times.

As Oswald said, “I’m a Patsy!”

"Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass."
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Dear Dumbass,

May I suggest that you actually watch the Zapruder film?

All evidence points towards the deadly shot being delieved from the grassy knoll.

Lee Harvey Oswald by iknowmorethanyouaboutthis July 19, 2009

Mr. Harvey 

A mentally ill man from The Lovely Bones. His hair is greasy and his glasses cover his entire face (which nobody wanted to see anyway). He is fat and he stalks/kills little girls.

The following example is from the movie The Lovely Bones. I did not write it.

Mr. Harvey: Oh hey, you're the Salmon girl, right?
Susie: Um, yeah...
Mr. Harvey: Oh hey!! You remember me, right? I live right down the street, in the green house! Mr. Harvey!
Susie: Oh yeah... hi
Mr. Harvey: You know, you're the perfect person for me to run into! I made this cool thing over here, and all the kids in the neighborhood are gonna LOVE it!!
Susie: .....what is it?
-Susie walks over and sees a little door on the ground, leading to a little underground room-
Mr. Harvey: It's a cool little clubhouse. And I want you to be the first one to try it out.
Susie: Really? ok! -goes inside, mr. harvey follows-
Mr. Harvey: How about you sit down here! -susie sits down-

Mr. Harvey: And there's ONE RULE: no adults allowed! Hohohoho. Hmmm. Mmmmm. It's a little warm in here, why don't you take off your coat? -susie takes off coat- You're very pretty Susie.
Susie: -very afraid- thanks......
Mr. Harvey: Do you have a boyfriend?
Susie: ... no
Mr. Harvey: See, I knew you weren't like those other girls! I knew that. Knew that.
Susie: .... Mr. Harvey,
Mr. Harvey: It's nice in here, isn't it? Special?
Susie: Yes, Mr. Harvey. Very special..... i have to go now...
Mr. Harvey: But I don't want you to leave.

And I think you know what happens next!

Mr. Harvey by sapphiretears March 14, 2010

lee harvey butchman 

The first gay president. Possible time traveler.

Wow. Lee Harvey Butchman was a rad dude

lee harvey butchman by Lecprechaunspirisy December 14, 2017

shower harvey 

A bitch from a popular tv show pretty little liars. She dated Emily and lied about everything. She had no motive to hurt/ become red coat. She helped -A for no reason. She showers a lot for no reason hence shower Harvey. Therefore Sara Shower Harvey is a bitch.

Spencer- do you remember Sara Harvey?
Emily- Don’t bring up that bitch.
Sara shower Harvey- annoying bitch who showers too much.

shower harvey by Pllgirl April 5, 2019

Steve Harvey 

The hottest mother fucker alive, dick that bitch down when you can cause he make my asshole clench

"Who is that.. he be lookin' like a fucking snack"
"It's STEVE HARVEY"

Steve Harvey by chlonic December 22, 2019

Tom Harvey 

Overall a very nice dude.

Although if ignored more than 5 minutes can become very sensative and emotional.

Nr 2 Ret pala after Elfway

likes bif bundas.

Omg u are so Tom Harvey

Tom Harvey by SushiSlayer February 25, 2022

The Harvey Dent 

Born of alcohol, The Dark Knight, marriage and sexual frustration, and of course a dash of inspirational pr0n. Perhaps not in that exact order, but each one playing an equal part in the creation and execution of...

bThe Harvey Dent: /bWhen a man finds his wife or girlfriend asleep, then taking great caution not to wake her, he quietly positions himself close enough to her face that he can easily ejaculate on half of it while simultaneously screaming iRACHEL!!!/I as loudly as he can, over and over again, until his seed is completely spent.

Warning: The aftermath of a successful Harvey Dent can be a little bit awkward at best and a total disaster at worst, but when done correctly is epic wtfpwnage regardless. Have an exit strategy. Good luck and God Speed....

Some guy -iMy wife said she had a headache and was too tired to have sex last night. Not wanting to inconvenience her, I decided to wait until later that night and settle for The Harvey Dent instead./i

Charlie Sheen - iWINNING! DUH!/I

The Harvey Dent by Luvdoctr April 27, 2011