Glade can 

The term "Glade can" refers to the size of a penis which is both lenghthy and has substantial girth, and resembles a "Glade can."

"Look. I don't know what kind of dicks ya'll been fuckin, but the kinds I be fuckin... is like a Glade can!"

"If it ain't like a "Glade can" I don't be feelin it all up in my walls n shit!"

Glade can by Mr. Chow makes the bed rock! January 28, 2013

Moon Gazers 

A woman's breasts that curve upward, particularly with erect nipples, such that they gaze at the moon.

Check out the moon gazers on that chick.

Moon Gazers by Vengex March 4, 2011

Meat gazer 

A guy named Kevin who admires your package when your not looking.

Troy....Kevin is gazing your package! What a meat gazer!

Meat gazer by antigazer August 19, 2008

meat gazer 

2. (n.) The person who watches someone on probation piss to make sure a they don't attempt to tamper with the results of the test.

"Man that meat gazer was all up on my shit and now I'm gonna come up hot."

meat gazer by Na$ty Nate & Jr. June 24, 2005

gazer 

Someone who stares at your genitals at the urinal or in the gym showers.

Have you noticed that Coach is a gazer?

gazer by Coach Gazer January 15, 2005

Glazed Donut 

When one's face has a coating of bodily fluid on it giving it a look of a glazed donut. Can be fluids from female or male. Usually sticky in texture but shiny in appearance

I pleasured her for a few hours and afterward my face looked like a glazed donut

Glazed Donut by G-manicus September 15, 2010

Glazed Bronut 

After you ejaculate in and on a dude's butthole, you sprinkle cocaine in it and you snort it clean.

See also variations: Powdered Bronut and Browneye The Snowman

Last Friday night, a bunch of guys met up on some green shag carpeting and had a circle jerk all over Mike's asshole. Toby added the coke and I enjoyed the best glazed bronut of my life!!!

Glazed Bronut by Gary Cuminsidemeopolus August 13, 2011