Sidewalk commentary

The act of dishing or commenting on observations made about people, places, and things seen in every day life..Not to be confused with gossip.

We were making sidewalk commentary about her boob job..

Sidewalk commentary by Polodad March 14, 2010

Constant Commentor 

Someone who feels the need to comment or click the "like" button on every status, photo, update, etc. on facebook

I was looking at Kayla's facebook page and I saw that Jim was being a constant commentor on everything she does!

Constant Commentor by mitchalicious June 15, 2011

pocket commented 

Getting a facebook comment on a picture or status from someone who did it accidentally in their pocket. Like a pocket dial

Amy- "cc"

What?

Amy- "Sorry, I pocket commented."

Amy- "cc"

What?

Amy- "Sorry, I pocket commented."

pocket commented by beneficiall August 1, 2012

Public Commenter 

A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.

It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.

Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"

Public Commenter by pony1234 July 20, 2016

co commenter 

literally just types the exact same thing someone else typed in hopes of getting the same amount of attention.

billy saw that bobs comment on youtube got 1.2k likes and decided to be a co commenter and type the same thing.

co commenter by Lycan Ace March 15, 2019

Dead-Commenting 

When someone comments on a Deviantart journal that involves drama that got resolved a long time ago.

So...you're still Dead-Commenting, huh?

Dead-Commenting by MM132 September 9, 2019

Coma Commenter

Every once in a while a long-term Facebook friend reacts to one of my posts like they just woke up from a coma and missed all my posts for the last several years.

Today on Facebook I made a joke about conspiracy theories, my first joke on that topic ever, and a woman that has been in my friends list since 2015 says that my right wing/conspiracy posts are getting old. She's a Coma Commenter.

Coma Commenter by DrBrian December 22, 2020