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Small Willied Man 

A man who possesses a willy so small he takes his anger and jealousy out on everybody and thinks he has the biggest willy known to man. Generally gets disgusted anytime penises are mentioned in fear someone might ask him about his own.
Small-Willied Man- Man you are so bad at this game, I'm so much better than you fag, you're trash haha I'll fuck your mum

Big Willied Hero- You are the heredity ancestor of the small willied man, Penis Miniscullus.
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shred wellies 

Snowboard boots. Boots that one uses to snowboard in.
"Throw on ya shred wellies and get radical in win-cot, yoof"
shred wellies by tompz August 30, 2006
wel-lie also wel-ly (wel~'E!)

A new term derived from 2006 hard core festival party heads.

Immersed within free spirit, love, fun and happiness.

A term applicable to general 'aving-it largeness.
How's your wellies mate? (I.e. alright geeza?)
You better get your wellies out for this one! (I.e. it’s going to be large mate. Typical answer:
'Yes mate, I’ve been shining my wellies all week for this one!'
Wellies! You can just shout it out in sheer love for life!

I lost my wellies last night again (you got ruined, time to put your wellies up for a while and hold it down; recharge your wellies to max welly power)

If in a group at a festival and you get lost, shout wellies out at the top of your voice and wait for your fellow wellie freinds to hear you and reply back wellies!

Can be used as an SOS call.

If god were a DJ he'd wear wellies!
Wellies by WellyBman September 8, 2006
Being Wallied is being beaten by your mother (or parental unit) with a flip-flop. To be properly Wallied it must be by your mother who is shorter than you with a pink leopard print flip-flop.
P1: My phone is dead and if I don't get home soon my mom is gonna wallie me.

P2: Pink flip flop and all

P1: ...Yeah

P2: Oh I gotta see this. You getting wallied will be sick.

P1: You're an @$$.
Wallied by Nariko Tsuwamono March 16, 2013

wellie thrower

'That kid is such a wellie thrower...'
wellie thrower by Nick Pick May 8, 2005
you into travel much
Meet me in Venice Nov 21-24?
on historically neutral ground?
bring wellies
wellies by Krkič November 6, 2019