watermelon 

The new breed of Environmentalist extremist, the term 'watermelon' indicates that these losers are only green on the outside, but red (or Communist) to their core.

Look, a watermelon spiking that tree, and on private property, too. Let's go spike HIS sorry ass.

watermelon by Proud Conservative July 21, 2003

Watermelon 

Watermelon is made when god took a shit watermelons are gods babys they are god them selfs one day we will be praying to watermelons and if you dont than they are going to turn you into stone

watermelon please dont turn me to stone

Watermelon by butter2015 May 27, 2015

Watermelon 

a juicy red fruit that comes with black seeds on the inside

" hey , I'm eating watermelon, wanna slice"?
- " sure!"

Watermelon by Savy_2260 March 27, 2015

Watermelon 

Please look up the first definition to the word pineapple and replace pineapple with watermelon.

Hey man, did you see that guy look up the word Watermelon in urban dictionary?

Watermelon by I.M. Smertarthenu May 30, 2018

Watermelon 

Slang for a big ass baby. Nicknamed this because while giving birth it feels like it'd be easier to push Mr. Universe out of your vagina.

Proud mother: "Cody was born a whopping 12 pounds and 24 inches."

Shocked eavesdropper: "What a watermelon!"

Watermelon by WhatAWatermelon. December 31, 2009

Watermelon 

The watermelon, since 1967, has become a symbol representing the Palestinian flag.

“Because it was forbidden to raise the flag, Palestinians used to and still do, take watermelons and cut them in half and just raise them, showing the inside part. The watermelon contains the same colors as the Palestinian flag: red, white, green and black. "

Watermelon by elprofesor February 10, 2018

Watermelon 

The egg of a snake, as thought of in common lofian lore

Dont touch that watermelon, it might hatch soon.

Watermelon by Philip Sap June 13, 2008