drive by tooting 

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

drive by tooting by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Totting 

The act of thinking about, ordering or consuming McMenamin's Cajun Tots. Preferably daily during Happy Hour for $1 w/ ranch dressing.

Gina, "Would you like to go totting tomorrow?"

Lauren, "Uhhh yeah! Totting is only my favorite thing to do!"

Gina, "We should get at least 2!"

Totting by Bromancer20 May 27, 2010

Toroing 

When someone in a group photo is so butt-ugly, that you crop them out for the sake of everyones' health.

Hey! Did you see that group picture of the band My Chemical Romance?
Yeah! But that Ray Toro guy is so motherfucking ugly, he got me into toroing him out of the picture he's in.

Toroing by mcr_ftw15 March 11, 2015

Tooting your French horn 

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.

"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."

Tooting your French horn by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013

tooting powder 

Eventually, this term comes from the act of actually eating what some may know as "poop," and exhausting some type of powder as the matter is injested.

"My dog was tooting powder, and there was way too much residue in the grass, afterwards."

tooting powder by Jillian Saint James July 20, 2009

totting pipe 

Smoking illegally controlled substances with devilish banned substances in the illegal controlled subtance or substances.

"The "Nuggets", they be "totting pipe"; as in example the "Chif Keef" song "I Don't Like"; the group stated, "The "Nuggets" they be "totting pipe".

totting pipe by doubleozero June 29, 2020

tottingham 

A perfect blonde with a Bomb ass

Tottingham has it going on

tottingham by Dhjshdbebe November 22, 2021