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Ting Ling 

A asian nail artist who has a smart mouth.
"Ting ling this nail is crooked"
"WHAT da fuc hoo do is you?"
Ting Ling by ting ling inventor February 27, 2019

tangling asshole 

Ones definition of butthole play with someone that they work closely with.

Singlularty of tangling assholes
See also tangling assholes

We had to separate the retired testers because they spent all their time tangling assholes...

Stick Tangling 

A complete bullshit call in field hockey that the refs make up on spot. Complete non-sense and utter meaningless. Usually used to give one team a complete disadvantage.
Ref: "Home-team foul. Visiting team take ball."
Home-team: "For what? What was the foul?"
Ref: "Um, erm Stick Tangling."
Home-team: "Seriously. What the hell does that even mean?"
Stick Tangling by The-Wall September 19, 2011

Tingaling 

Slang word for a 'thing' that is such a good 'thing' that 'thing' is just not good enough.
Yeh man, i just banged your mum,
Ye?,
Yes bruv, it was THE Tingaling!!!
The unique ring tone a cell phone emits to signal an incoming text message.
Hey dude, your phone is tinging.
tinging by ggatlanta June 21, 2009

tinkling the ivories

Playing the piano. In the past, piano keys were made of ivory. Tinkling the ivories thus was used to describe the act of playing the piano.
John is tinkling the ivories for his guests now.
tinkling the ivories by elephants89 September 11, 2009