The texas downy
A retard of such proportions that they are too autistic to be labeled as your average handicapped person.
The texas downy by The ultimate funyun February 27, 2017
The Texas two step
Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)
The Texas two step by Little England April 2, 2017
the texas turnaround
When you are banging a girl or guy from behind then they turnaround and you ejaculate in their nose holes and then you turnaround and fart in her face
She was very religious until I gave her the Texas turnaround and now she is a gas station bathroom attendant
the texas turnaround by Balza beefcake June 26, 2017
the texas paddle
the texas paddle by pocket pussy frank June 18, 2018
The Texas Flop
The harsh thud of a massive penis when flopped down onto another person’s face. Enough force to leave bruises. Everything’s bigger in Texas.
Rachel looked up in time to see Trey’s long schlong coming towards her face. This was her first time experiencing The Texas Flop.
The Texas Flop by Dapone September 30, 2019
The Texas Rattlesnake
The Texas Rattlesnake by 1234567dfghw January 1, 2021
The texas logs
The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.
Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush
The texas logs by Bubba A July 25, 2021