up on the shits
up on the shits by porterAF August 7, 2017
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not for the shits
1: a phrase used by someone declining or calling out the bullshit they're being told,
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2: another way to say "don't complicate something/give it to me straight"
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3: similarly to use 2, it also could be used as a replacement for "not my problem.
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2: another way to say "don't complicate something/give it to me straight"
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3: similarly to use 2, it also could be used as a replacement for "not my problem.
example 1: DUDE DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING WALLET?? - "dude im not for the shits, go harass someone else"
example 2: I like this girl but she likes this other guy and now this other girls flirting with me, what do I do? "fuck that, i'm not for the shits, figure it out on your own"
example 3: okkk so idk if I like u or not but I might like u but IDKKKK. "im not for the shits, youve been unsure for 3 days, ive been patient long enough"
example 2: I like this girl but she likes this other guy and now this other girls flirting with me, what do I do? "fuck that, i'm not for the shits, figure it out on your own"
example 3: okkk so idk if I like u or not but I might like u but IDKKKK. "im not for the shits, youve been unsure for 3 days, ive been patient long enough"
not for the shits by akuralis August 1, 2023
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the shits
I shouldn't have ate Indian food before i had anal sex. I had a bad case of the shits all over his peenieweenie!
The shits
Used with the verb "to have"
To be missing in action for an extended amount of time without explaining. Popularized by The Trooper.
To be missing in action for an extended amount of time without explaining. Popularized by The Trooper.
Where is he? Does he have the shits?
the shits
After I ate my brothers old cookies, my ass switched to Defcon One at contact with the shits and I crapped myself while running down the stairs to the shit-station.
Cracked the shits
Usually a clearly definable moment, when coping mechanisms devolve into chaos, fire and emotion, and your inner id is unleashed on the perpetrator.
Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.
Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.
Dog walker to house guest: I'm sorry, I didn't realise the the afternoon walk was cancelled? Funny, because I came all this way? No biggie. Have a great day and I’m around if you need me.
Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.
House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.
Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.
Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.
House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.
Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.
Cracked the shits by TheRealPegasus April 24, 2019
the shits
"you give me the shits", "i've got the shits", "that shits me", "that REALLY shits me", "you shit me", "it's really shitting me right now", "what a shitter", "i've had a shitter of a day".
the shits by John Phillip July 31, 2006