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smack the kitty 

an extreme trampoline manover that requires the daredevil to land a back flip and then flail legs around wildly three times, followed by a drunken noodle.
other tricks include...
the cat woman
bird flip
hit by a cannon ball
and
extreme transmorthathon, which is for professionals only
"let's go smack the kitty"
"you want to smack the kitty with kyle?"
"BOOM!--AHHHHH!"
smack the kitty by kknelson April 7, 2008
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smack the bird 

Is a term referring to oral sex, whereas you go down on your lady as shes spread eagle.

"My girlfriend loves when I smack the bird"
My lady loved when I smack the bird
smack the bird by birdsmacka September 15, 2014

the big smack 

any type of sexual encounter that involves one of the partners being smacked against a wall
Bro: "Aw damn, you gave your girl the big smack last night?"

Other bro: "Yeah, she got a bloody nose, but I popped a hard-on"
the big smack by big boi buford April 19, 2018

smack the duck 

Dude, I need to smack the duck with you about something.
smack the duck by LMaverick123 December 6, 2016

Smack the pony 

When you're fucking you're boyfriend, and you begin to smack his ass in a passionate way.
Dude, I was fucking my Boyf last night. I gave him the 'smack the pony'
Smack the pony by Scottttt21 January 17, 2017

smack the honk 

When you smack the fucking honk with a big black monster cock
smack the honk by Smack_honk January 26, 2018

Smack the bottle 

To casually take a sip or swig of a any liquor bottle.
Brian told Zach to smack the bottle to stay warm.