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The Grandpa 

While having anal sex with a woman, use her tweezers or electric razor(depending on how extreme),pluck out her anal hairs. Before ejaculation stick your dick in her ear and blow your load. Then proceed to take the hairs you plucked and place them in her ear.
Levy: Yo kev why'd you do that to her last night?
kevin Fabs:I don't know...I'm the grandpa master.

The grandmas bathroom

When a guy gets a handjob from a obese woman in her grandmas bathroom
Cooper was a victim of the grandmas bathroom

The grandmas bathroom

When a guy gets a handjob from a obese girl in her grandmas bathroom
He was a victim of the grandmas bathroom

The grandmas bathroom

When a guy got a handjob from a fat girl in her grandmas bathroom
You hear about the grandmas bathroom with cooper apparently it sounded like macaroni sounds

The grandmas bathroom

When cooper miller warkentin got a handjob in a girls grandmas bathroom and it apparently sounded like macaroni noises.
Apparently the grandmas bathroom sounded like macaroni noises

The Grandfather Clock Jig 

A Diddy, a Dance Move. Promotes Style, Character, Energy
Shut your Mouth, did Giirth just do Dat thing? Yes Siree, The Grandfather Clock Jig is his Wheelhouse Move, recognize yo!