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change the channel 

to switch to a different topic of conversation
Quit changing the channel. I know you stole my textbook. Where did you hide it?

changing the game 

Going above and beyond average. Getting things done in a new way. Exceeding expectations.
Dang, did you see how phenomenal Lauren did today, she's changing the game.

Changeling: the Dreaming

One of White Wolf Studio's greatest, and most misunderstood, achievements in pen-and-paper roleplaying games.
Vampire: They're just faeries, what could they do?
Redcap: Mmm... hungry... *CHOMP*
Vampire: AAAH! THE AGG!!!

changing the diaper 

A sexual position where the gentleman holds the lady's legs straight up in the air by the ankles with one of his hands while penetrating her vagina.
This girl had a real baby fetish so I ended up changing the diaper on her.

change the channel drama 

Drama that is not fun to watch or to be a part of. Watching it is boring or just plain annoying compared to "somebody make popcorn drama" and forces you to crave something more exciting and DRAMATIC.

Awkward turtle is commonly present.
not change the channel drama:
nick: "did you sleep with my best friend or not?"
jessica: "yes, okay.. jesus! i did, and it was better than anything you've ever done. what are you going to do about it, asshole?"
nick: "i'm going to make sure i'm better than he was, starting RIGHT NOW"

change the channel drama:
nick: "you don't even care about me. why do you all hate me all of a sudden? whatever, i'm going to go take more shots and be emo and i'd like to see you stop me. this isn't funny jessica; fuck you. and fuck everyone else. i hate myself."

Change the oil 

I changed the oil yesterday.

Your too stressed, change the oil.
Change the oil by asdjhftrtyu December 15, 2008