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white knuckle ride on the skin bus

'I woke up this morning and took a white knuckle ride on the skin bus'

Dollar Short for the Bus Ride Home 

This is how a person with very little intelligence can be referred to as.
That guy is a "dollar short for the bus ride home".

Shock the wave and ride the ripple 

When you fuck a fat girl and thrust really hard her fat moves everywhere
Man when I thrusted into that i had too "shock the wave and ride the ripple"

The Spicy Bike Ride 

The act of eating lots of hot peppers (ideally habaneros) and then having a woman sit on your face while you preform oral sex on her. Thus causing her to kick her legs in a bike riding motion while trying to escape the burning.
I stocked up on jalapenos so I can give her the spicy bike ride later.

the spiced bull ride 

A sex position in which you wear a hot sauce covered condom and have rough anal sex and try to hold on as your partner thrashes around.
Why’d you and Jessica break up?
Because she wanted to spice up the bedroom she thought role play I thought the spiced bull ride.

The Sloppy Hopper Ride 

Reverse Cowgirl, while taking a dump sitting on a dirty Portapotty toilet.
I took her the the John and she started giving me The Sloppy Hopper Ride