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The Bacon Hammock 

The act of sex when a female is dangling from the ceiling via four or five ropes ((two for her arms and two for her legs and one extra for her midsection)) and is spread eagle in an X formation.
Loren: How's your relationship going? You still bored?

Arian: Tsh, Naw, man. I was with her last night and she was my Bacon Hammock for the night, brah.

Loren: You did The Bacon Hammock?? Awesome! I've always wanted to try that.

Arian: You should, dude, it's totally relaxing because I can just stand and sway her around while she dangles.

the back gate 

A place where methill junkies go to get fucked oot there nut on a daily basis
im Gon tae the back gate lod you comin

The Bacon Way 

Finding new ways to hammer nails into ones dick.
This dude just keeps on marching enough though he's got no idea where he's going or is even aware to the fact that he is falling apart. He truly embraces the bacon way.
The Bacon Way by J-Hawt March 30, 2020

Weighing of the Bacon 

The ceremony that determines the winner of a Bacon Battle. All competitors must submit their bacon to the Bacon Baron to be weighed. The winner is the gentleman who has stolen the most bacon.
At the Weighing of the Bacon it was concluded that Bill won the Bacon Battle. His total of ten kilograms of bacon was more than Ben's total of four kilograms.

rotten in the back 

When there is residual shit rimming around your anus after defecating as a result of not wiping completely. Oftentimes, a fellow notices this when his/her butt hole becomes itchy or they scratch and sniff only to realize they smell rotten.
Honey, don't touch down there. I'm rotten in the back.

Say it again louder for the people in the back. 

When someone preaches some truths, you use this phrase (usually in comment sections online) as a way of agreeing.
For instance on Facebook you may have:
Person A: "You should never blame a whole group of people for the actions of a few people within that group!"
Person B: Say It Again Louder For The People In The Back.