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Taxi Cab Whore

A Girl who charges sex by the mile.
$10 Per Mile.

M/S + M = T
Then
T(N) = $10(N)
M = One mile in feet
S = Size of manhood (In inches)
T = Total amount of thrusts per mile
N = Number of miles
Ex.1

5280/8 + 5280 = 5940
Then
5940(1) = $10(1)
5940 = $10

So, For every 5,940 Thrusts into the Vagina or Anus, the Taxi Cab Whore charges you $10

Ex.2

5280/7.5 + 5280 = 5984
Then
5984(2) = $10(2)
11968 = $20

If you thrust her for two miles worth of your manhood, Taxi Cab Whore charges you $20
Taxi Cab Whore by The-Mountain November 21, 2011
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Taxi Driver 

The best film of all time. Travis Bickle is the true definition of a hero.
He goes to a scummy brothel with his 44.magnum and blows away all the scum to save one little girl. Very admirable and a timeless classic.
Taxi Driver by BadLieutenant July 25, 2004

taxi fee 

When someone passes the blunt (or joint) and has to pass it to someone else because they can't reach or someone else is in the way, and that person then takes the blunt, hits it once, and passes it to who its supposed to go, and if they cop an attitude just be like yo dude it's a taxi fee.
"Dude why are you hitting the blunt it's supposed to go to me"..."Taxi fee bro."
taxi fee by Steve-Rob September 17, 2008

Taxi Driver 

Taxi Driver is an all time classic film from the 1970s, starring Robert De Niro and a whole rememberable line up.

De niro portrays one Travis Bickle - a pyschotic, porn obsessed insomniac who is a recently discharged marine veteran from vietnam.

The story follows travis as he meets a beautiful young women named Betsy, and then becoming obsessed in saving a young 12 year old prostitute (Foster) from her pimp, and escaping her life of drugs, gangsters and murderers. This is essentially Travis' way of cleaning up the mean streets of New York City - and oh my does he do it in style. This must be watched if your over 18!
Person #1 'Hey, ive just seen Taxi Driver 33 years late'

Person #2 'Cool, what did the kids think of it?'

Person #1 'The kids, you must be joking!'
Taxi Driver by bickle1990 June 12, 2009

taxi radar 

one who seems to possess the x-men like ability to find a free taxi from many blocks away.
damn does she have great taxi radar; she spotted that cab down on 42nd and here we are on 59th!
taxi radar by kds818 October 8, 2009

taxi boy 

A saying to be used in a southern voice, meaning im having a great time, pass me another beer.
hey jesse, Taxi boy! i love this bar!
taxi boy by Kevin Tyrrell January 8, 2009