Taking the papiss 

When a goal of such amazing quality is scored during a football match. It will often defy the laws of physics and is capable of silencing an entire stadium of rival fans. Stems from Newcastle's Senegalese sensation Papiss Cisse

Dave: Fucking hell, did you see Cisse's second goal against Chelsea?

Graham: Aye, he was taking the papiss! Mint goal

Taking the papiss by Sir Maximus of Branning July 28, 2012

Taking Chowder 

When a bitch or wife-boy swallows a big load of cream after fellating one or many guys.

"That slutty cunt was taking chowder all night long! I heard she sucked off seventeen guys in a row."

Taking Chowder by Dingleberry Tatas September 24, 2008

Taking a smeargle 

The art of capturing the Pokemon ‘smeargle’ through AR photos whilst on the toilet.

“Hey I’m just taking a smeargle”

Taking a smeargle by Wickzs March 15, 2019

Taking the back door 

anal

"Oh man....she got so drunk she asked me to take the back-door in..after she showered, that is..."

Taking the back door by Kevie October 13, 2003

Taking a Slater 

When one is on the toilet taking a shit, but is turned around and facing the toilet tank.

Named for A.C. Slater of popular show 'Saved By the bell', because he always sat backwards in his chair at 'The Max'.

If you need me I'll be taking a Slater so I have a place to rest my bowl of cereal while I shit.

Taking a Slater by artdrummer February 11, 2008

Taking Herman to the Circus 

Masturbation

My mother caught me taking Herman to the Circus!

Taking Herman to the Circus by Polio October 18, 2003

taking from behind

Pretty much doggy style or anal. Sex where a man's behind.

Taking from behind

taking from behind by Spoilers Sweetie November 3, 2013