chest table 

an attachable/detachable tray rested on the chest of someone eating or drinking while in a slouched position, used when spilling the food or beverage would be likely.

He keeps spilling his food everywhere on the couch. Someone should get him a chest table.

chest table by D.S. Credito March 27, 2015

not my table

“Not my table” is an idiom that comes from the service industry meaning “not my business” or “not my problem”. Used originally by waitresses to tell beckoning customers in other sections that they were not that waitress’s problem.

Made popular by “Rick and Morty” S3, Ep6
See also “my name’s Paul, and this shit’s between y’all”

When my lyounger sister asked me to bail her boyfriend out of jail because tomorrow is his birthday I replied “Sorry sis, not my table”.

not my table by John Westley Hardly April 19, 2018

tablet zombie 

opt. 'mobile zombie' people with a device in hands, frozen in space, as if going somewhere, their need to respond to a new e-mail or check updates caught them by surprise.

These people can walk slowly with their tablet or mobile in hands, reminding zombies. Sometimes they hide in far cafe corners and become similar to a self-absorbed plankton, swaying on the waves.

By ignoring surroundings tablet zombies can create dangerous situations in public spaces such as subway or street. Some users say that they can do the familiar path having no problems, without looking at the road. However, this leads to many risks...

- How did you get that bruise?!
- Yesterday I went to a mall and I've slammed my forehead into a strange guy!
- Holy cow!
- Yeah, that crazy guy was keeping staring at his Samsung right before getting off from the escalator!
- It was a tablet zombie by the way
- Wow! They are here!

tablet zombie by digitalvocabulary.com June 12, 2014

kitchen table talk

A discussion between family (e.g. cousins) or close friends at a table or other private setting, where the two (or more) of you can have completely open, often deep, conversation. The key to kitchen table talk is the ability to throw the dirtiest shade, talk shit, and spill piping hot tea, that would not be typically be acceptable in every day society.

What happens at the kitchen table, stays at the kitchen table.

Girl 1: This is going to sound really shady, but...
Girl 2: It's okay girl, this is kitchen table talk.

kitchen table talk by TheRealRoommate December 18, 2018

Bro Table 

The deadliest group of people. These 12 guys are the realest niggas from Vanier who will body anybody in their ways.

1: Yo is that Bro Table
2: Yeah man we should stay away from them
1: Oh shit true

Bro Table by Guacamiles January 22, 2021

From The Dining Table 

Hypocrite people say this song is for losers and sobber. But, at midnight they're crying at the edge of their bed listening to this song.

Jack cried last night after listened 'From The Dining Table'
From The Dining Table represent her sobber life

From The Dining Table by lol ,i'm sad rn. November 26, 2019

crafting table 

The crafting table is the best block in Minecraft. After a cult had started the following of the block it has evolved into an icon of pop culture.

Jimmy: Wanna go fuck a crafting table?
Tom: Sure why the fuck not

crafting table by Djbobhut February 25, 2020