Sweden 

The best thing to be when two of your friends are fighting and you don't want to pick sides and make someone mad at you.

Guy 1: Dude, one of my friends spread rumors about another one of my friends and now there's a bloodwar between them! I don't wanna have to pick sides, what should I do??
Guy 2: Go Sweden on this one man, you don't wanna get caught in the middle of that, otherwise it'll be you who's got a target on your back.

Sweden by M1sty November 19, 2014

Sweden 

An expression used for stating that you are staying neutral in this matter.

Cool guy 1: Cola is best!
Cool guy 2: No Sprite is best!
Cool guy 1: What do you think is best, Cool guy 3?
Cool guy 3: Ah, Sweden

Sweden by Multitask May 2, 2011

sweden 

The greatest nation in the world, for several reasons.

1: Dan Swano.
2: Really hot Swedish girls.
3: Death metal in the top 40! It's actually played at clubs and all over.
4: The sheer amount of amazing metal bands up there.

"And at #5, we have Britney Spears with 'Hit me Baby One More Time.' An oldie but still in the top 40 here in Sweden, from time to time. And at #4, we have Bloodbath, with 'Outnumbering the day!'"

sweden by mylovedenied October 10, 2005

Sweden 

The whitest country in the world (in every way). Its white because of the 12 months of non-stop snow and because the peoples' skin is so hideously white!

Every goth and wigger come from Sweden, damm white people communists.

Sweden by wish pain on ya kids September 1, 2005

sweden 

A country in Europe with the sexiest, sweetest, smartest and most adorable headbanger (and other) guys in the world and the best metal.

HammerFall (hottest member is Stefan Elmgren) are Swedish, need I say more?

I wish I could go to Sweden and kidnap Stefan Elmgren. He is so sexy, smart and adorable.

Oh, the things I could do to him......or for that matter, any sexy Swedish headbanger guy.

God I love Swedish men, they are the best.

sweden by I brake for Swedish men February 12, 2005

sweden 

A country with a cool, laid back attitude. Friendly people and beautiful women. EXTREMELY prone to Jimi Hendrix. Good food. A nice place to visit.

Sade's mother is from Sweden.

sweden by Idiot Buster March 12, 2005

Sweden 

A land where the gays and faggs thrive.
Now you can not speak against Stefan Löfven or the gays as the gaystapo will take you to a gay camp. I am hiding in a basement of a nice gay family but i don't know how much longer they will hide me.
Every day 5 people gets sent to the most horrible gay camp which is located in the small city Jokkmokk.
What the gays do with the people that gets sent to the gay camps but i do know that of the 10 people that enter only 1 exit.
If you are reading this please come to Sweden and save a Swede.

Sweden loves gays more than gays loves gays

- Sefan Löfven Leader of the gaystapo

Sweden by Croasang November 5, 2019