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suck my cock , ill murder your family! 

Something you say when you or your fave team is losing. there is no counter dis to suck my cock , ill murder your family.

this phrase may also be used to rattle complete strangers on the metro.
bitch: i beleive you were traveling good sir.

you:O im terribly sorry.

bitch: yes well its quite alright

you: suck my cock , ill murder your family!
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suck my cock eyes 

a face, such as puppy dog eyes, but instead of this face, there is a smirk, and then half closed eyes,....you know what he wants.
A guy is either standing in front you or straddling you, with his dick to your lips, and he has his "suck my cock eyes" going, you're gonna do it.

Suck My Cock 

"Say those three words".
Of course, the guy is about to sweat bullets. Is it the I LOVE YOU sentence, no.
"Suck my Cock".
You give heard, or oral pleasure.
*Slurp.* Mmm. *Gulp.* Oh yeah... *Gulp.*
Suck My Cock by yourmama December 8, 2003

the 900 to suck my cock 

a new trick tony hawk does in his latest gayporno skate video.
"I dont want to watch any more god-damn skate videos! I wouldn't watch it even if he did a 900 to suck my cock!"

Cock Suck 

A cock suck in its most basic form is for a woman (or in some undesirable incidents, a man) to take a penis (cock) into their mouths and suck it. There are many variables on this technique (see "walrus" and more).
"This one bitch was really drunk and I carried her about all night. I was getting a bit sick of her and everyone fucked off leaving just the two of us. I laid her down on her knees and said 'You owe me this'. Some might say that was a form of rape, but hell, what a fuckin cock suck"
Cock Suck by iHeartYourMa March 28, 2010

I’ll suck a cock 

Usually used by twitch streamer Yourragegaming when he sees a shot that he doesn’t think someone will make usually ending in the shot being scored and no cock sucked
If Davis makes this I’ll suck a cock

Suck my cock 

Asking a girl to give you a blowjob.
Suck my cock by Jackishorny October 17, 2008