Pubic hair which have become coated with thick layers of fecal matter, dead skin, and smegma, likely caused by any combination of poor hygiene, warm weather, Taco Belll, or inadequate undercarriage ventilation.

I was gonna go down on this one hippie chick, but once I caught sight of those ghastly Cincinnati Spaghetti Strings, I kicked her ass out of the van and drove off.

Bitch, I would rather fuck a crudely-made hole in an empty soda can than go near your Cincinnati Spaghetti Strings!

Cincinnati Spaghetti Strings by thatstitchguyiswasted2012 February 6, 2012

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beef strings

The look created on a big girls back when she wears a dress with really tight straps over the shoulders. In turn these straps create creases as they set themselves into the back fat.

"wow that girl is way to big for that dress"

"yeah look at the straps she has a good set of beef strings going."

beef strings by astronautpen May 17, 2007

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Pussy Strings

Another word for seat belts.

Jore is driving Jon to the bar, speeding along a shitty dirt road.

Jon: "Fucks sake dude, these roads are shit, slow the fuck down."

Jore: "If you buckle your pussy strings, you are paying for the beer."

Pussy Strings by Rubjubber March 3, 2017

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hammers and strings

a piano

Earlier today, I was practicing on my hammers and strings.

'these hammers and strings, been following me around' - Jack's Mannequin

hammers and strings by uoyssimi December 23, 2008

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