Chad Stride 

It is unintentional display of dominance through the simple act of walking.

It is a walk that emanates Big Dick Energy and pure testosterone.

A common example is the way a Giga Chad walks. Shoulders back, chest out and bulge clearly visible.

He really gonna Chad Stride on us?

That mans really be Chad Striding out here.

Chad Stride by FeelsGudMan.exe April 21, 2020

strident 

Loud and obnoxious, in-your-face, cacophonous, dissonant, screeching, shrill, grating.

Anne Boleyn's stridently sexy allure, sophistication, and sharp tongued wit captivated Henry VIII.

Glenn Beck sobbed and whined stridently in his reactionary performance, based more on emotion and pandering than on sound information.

The Tea Party shrieked their bizarre agenda stridently over the news, their lack of adequate education was painfully clear; it's doubtful that any of them even knew what the Boston Tea Party was really about.

strident by Lorelili August 17, 2011

stride of pride 

The stroll across campus after a one night stand. Usually slower and with more gusto than the walk of shame. Typically reserved for men as one night stands garner respect and bragging rights with your buddies. However, women can be seen doing the stride of pride after being rocked the previous night as opposed to the one minute man or dealing with whiskey dick.

Jon: Look at her hair. Definitly the walk of shame.
Frank: Sorry, look at the shit-eating grin on her face. Definitly the stride of pride.

stride of pride by capt. redfinger September 10, 2005

Striped Sweater

A sweater with stripes. One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind. The best time to wear one is all the time.

"What's that shirt called that Trevor Moore is always wearing, the black with the stripes?"
"That's a striped sweater. They became popular when Spongebob sang about them."

Striped Sweater by She who wears striped sweaters March 25, 2009

Can't break my stride!

An expression used to express feelings of indifference towards a negative response to ones actions.

Bob: Dude, why are you wearing sunglasses indoors?! You look like a complete douche.
John: Can't break my stride!

Can't break my stride! by randomserb October 8, 2011

cock's stride 

A very short distance

"How far is it to the pub?"
"It's only a cock's stride away"

cock's stride by Nirst January 12, 2008

the best time to wear a striped sweater 

Is all the time

-Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants Singing
*The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time*

the best time to wear a striped sweater by yolomcswaggermuffins November 25, 2014