strategic hold

When one can't escape from a situation quickly to take a dump and therefore locks their butt cheeks up until the urge passes. Such as in the case of a long sales meeting or group presentation.

The stupid meeting took so long I had to execute a "strategic hold" to prevent from shitting my pants.

strategic hold by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015

Strategic Incompetence 

Avoiding unwanted work by emphasizing one's own incompetence and/or praising someone else's greater competence.

"I would address the wedding invitations myself," said Cecile, in a dazzling display of strategic incompetence, "But my handwriting is practically illegible."

Strategic Incompetence by YoshinoyaBeefBowl May 25, 2021

Strategic Reserve 

A case of beer in the fridge should one decide not to go out but still wish to enjoy a fine cold beverage after a long day's work.

Dudette: Hey, wanna go the pub tonight?
Dude: Nah, I'm broke and tired, but I have a strategic reserve so it's all good

Strategic Reserve by Mr Sruffiness August 12, 2009

strategic weight 

The weight someone keeps because of strategic reasons, otherwise they may want to lose it.

A chiropractor so he can have more force pressure he can apply, or even more likely a large kid who keeps the weight so he can bully his siblings.

"My brother keeps strategic weight by eating all our leftovers so that he can always tackle us to the ground and we can't escape."

strategic weight by FMTVIDS September 11, 2016

strategic airstrike

Actually making it a point to cause as little civilian casualties as possible when striking with air craft. The opposite of this would be to slam two fucking planes into a non-military, civilian filled, place of business, in the middle of New York. Or did we forget about that?

A strtegic air strike is used to prevent the loss of innocent life.

A terrorist air strike is meant to specifically target the innocent. (As Americans, we feel this version is immoral.)

strategic airstrike by smak hypokrits January 31, 2003

strategic hijab 

When Muslim women wear hijab so that they will be able to strategically infiltrate fundy circles (those who are more observant and will only perhaps take hijabi women seriously) to advance issues of social justice and gender equity.

"I'm kind of done with hijab but I wear strategic hijab - you know otherwise I couldn't go to the MSA Eid party."

strategic hijab by suzi-q May 23, 2008

strategic wanking 

the ability to strategise periods of masturbation between activities to achieve maximum pleasure and wanking time while maintaining secrecy and subduing suspicion

strategic wanking. i planned to do it in the gaps between archery, fishing, swimming, breakfast, lunch, and dinner' 'sweet, i have to try it tomorrow. my family is coming over

strategic wanking by D0ubl3T96 June 19, 2011