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Stephen Hawking 

A famous physicist a.k.a. 'The wheelchair dude who invented time'.
Sheldon: Stephen Hawking is a famous physicist...
Penny: Yeah, yeah, the wheelchair dude who invented time.

Stephenie Meyer 

A thesaurus-raping whore who writes with the skill of a 13 year old teenybopper with an addiction to Quizilla.
Words Stephenie Meyer has ruined include:

Dazzle
Chagrin
Sparkle
etc. . .
Stephenie Meyer by Sympilton October 28, 2008
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Stephen by galiwali February 19, 2021

Stephen Kerr 

The act of getting pubic hair trapped in a limited edition 3,400 piece Lego death star set.
A: "SHIT I GOT MY PUBES STUCK IN THE DEATH STAR AGAIN"
B: "you mean you Stephen Kerr'ed yourself dumbass!"
Stephen Kerr by Blibybduvd April 1, 2019

The Dr. Stephenson 

A specialty sex move in which the man proceeds to stand as straight as possible, similar to a tree and the female attempts to climb him and repeatably falls back on to his branch.
Dude, I was totally giving my girlfriend the Dr. Stephenson last night and she nearly broke my branch.

Stephen King 

The Mastermind Author Of Horror Fiction.
Stephen King's Books: Carrie, Misery, Rage, Thinner, The Shining, Salems Lot etc.
Stephen King by Shaune February 16, 2006