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A spastic is a dumb person like a doofus.
You are a Spastic Timmy.
Spastic by Buddy5000 March 24, 2025
"bro no way he went out on the formation lap and then drove into the gravel! He is such a spastic!"
spastic by CrabbyBilly June 4, 2025
A man that shits on his kitchen floor and then falls asleep naked on the couch
“Steve the spastic shit on the kitchen floor Eddie” - Louise

spastic jawline 

A completely deformed jawline
shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline
spastic jawline by Jawlord January 30, 2017

Spastic Eagle

When a person recieves anal, gives head, and gives 2 handjobs at the same time. If you can picture in your head the head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle.
Your mum did a spastic eagle with her co-workers the other night in the office.
Spastic Eagle by Eskibear October 26, 2003