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polynesian snorkle 

A sexual act involving a standard snorkle that is perpetrated as follows, the perpetrator male, as is required, inserts penis into a female (or male) if thou is a homosexual, and then proceeds to be oral stimulated to point of combustication. After combustication is achieved the recipient of the "load" is then to insert the snorkle and blow until the "load" is ejaculated out of said snorkle and caught by the perpetrators' mouth.
Lokky: Did you hear about that dude Brendan? He did the polynesian snorkle!
Yukas: Wow dude that's fucked up. It's impossible.

Once thou hath dove the depths of Polynesia with snorkle equpped thou art human no longer.

vagina snorkle

An underwater breathing apparatus for a pregnant women's vagina used while taking a bath to ensure the unborn child will not drowned.
Pregnant? Want to take a bath? Don't forget your vagina snorkle
vagina snorkle by Dr bath tub December 18, 2014

Banana Snorkle 

Alice lets go for a swim in the pool, my rod needs Banana Snorkle : )
Banana Snorkle by winkleberry August 13, 2011

crotch snorkle 

Simulated oral sex. Or any public head to groin action. Coined by Ryan Seacrest in regards to Adam Lambert's AMA performance.

Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on Dancing with the Stars.
1. "Man, he knocked Tom Brady on his ass!"

"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."

2. No Madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.
crotch snorkle by auseyre December 6, 2009

salty snorkle 

When a girl is giving head underwater and the man nuts in her mouth while she is still underwater
Last Saturday I gave my girl a salty snorkle
salty snorkle by Wtfjr November 26, 2017

Cock-snorkle 

She was eager to get to the pool so she could passionately cock-snorkle him.
Cock-snorkle by jolie seraphina December 27, 2017