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sniffles 

the act of sniffing for two hours straight during the finals and being annoying to everyone around you
David: "Yo, did you hear hermit have the sniffles during chemisty?
Peter: "Yeah, must be allergic to hair oil.."
sniffles by Dabito February 24, 2011

Child Sniffer 

Someone who likes to sniff kids and touch them very awkwardly all over.
"Hey, Joe Biden is a child sniffer!"

"Our President is a Child Sniffer."

"I can't believe you're a child Sniffer, Joe."
Child Sniffer by Panzer230 March 26, 2021

Paint Sniffer 

A person who is unable to attain illegal narcotics and resorts to sniffing paint to get high.
That kid on cops was a paint sniffer.
Paint Sniffer by Mike geisler April 15, 2004

Bum Sniffer 

That lucky guy who's wife or female friend lets him bend her over the couch and has her hold her ass cheeks open wide. He applys his nose close to her stink star and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star as he jerks off to the pleasure of the scent and sight of her balloon knot. Possibly progressing further into becoming a bung licker or ultimateley an Anal Intruder.
Linda and I was really horny. I leaned her over the back of the couch and she spread her butt cheeks wide and held them that way. I leaned in and slowly inhaled that delicious funky odor of her bunghole over and over. I pumped away at my hard crank and knew I wouldn't last long. I licked at her gumhole and once I tasted that tangy balloon knot, I erupted like a volcano and gushed one of the biggest loads I've ever shot. I just love being her Bum Sniffer.

Titty Sniffer 

Something that Kaglins says when he has no comebacks.
panzy: Kill yourself.

Kaglins: If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb my IQ and jump to yours.

panzy: If I jumped from my IQ to yours, I'd be falling forever.

Kaglins: TITTY SNIFFER!!!
Titty Sniffer by vintx November 10, 2017

boner sniffer 

A jealous biiotch who insists on smelling her man's crotch when he comes home after a "guys night out."
That skank Kayla is a boner sniffer! Every time Tony comes home after hanging out with the guys, she tells him to drop trou so she can sniff his crotch for traces of another woman's cootchie sauce!
boner sniffer by Misty Dawn June 26, 2008