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Nemanja smiling

A act that never happened

Those who say they saw him smiling were lost the very next day they saw him smiling
1:I saw Nemanja smiling
2:no no you dint
1:but i-
2:no
1:ok
Nemanja smiling by Fuckyoupetre October 31, 2021

smilking 

(n.) a person who smiles when they talk
Ceste was smilking in school today.
smilking by katess February 22, 2010

over actively smiling disorder (osd) 

A rare genetic disorder Where a person smiles excessively and can,t stop smiling under their own will event under depressing simulations
over actively smiling disorder (osd)- symptoms include Person smiles a lot, laughs a lot, is always happy

smiling from across the room 

When the person wants to rape you.
Me: hey that man keeps staring at me

Other: yea that's angel, when he is smiling from across the room he wants to rape you.

smiling hotdog 

when your reciving a blow job and then taking a dump on the girls chest, an then when your about to cum you pull out and try to make zig zags on the topp of the shit.

Then grab her by the ankels and lift her up so the shit rolls down into her face from her chest, and that breif moment she grins and says oh my god thats gross.
i met this chick at the bar and i gave her a smiling hotdog.

Smiling Commando 

When a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. Often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.
Guy 1: Dude look at that over there. That bitch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.

Guy 2: She should've put on some damn underwear. Whore.

Guy 1: Thank God she didn't :D