Part legend, part donny; a skeg isn't a person it's a lifestyle. In order to be a skeg, your first thought in the morningshould be whos batty should I twonk me nash in today then.
A skeg is a little peace of fucken shit, most of your friends can go by this term. skeg is a sneak diss and a half. Can also mean something small, like a small amout of food.
“Shut up skeg, you sound like you’re from Toronto.”
“I can’t stand Ontario mate, there’s 5 skegs for every girl!”
“Why don’t you make real music? Drake riding skeg!”