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Skater Poser 

Note: A Skater Poser is NOT someone who sucks at skateboarding and/or is just beginning.

A Skater Poser is someone who claims they skate, but doesn't really. Reasons for someone being a Skater Poser include popularity and getting girls. They are usually seen carrying their boards around (some don't even own a skateboard), saying they can do tricks, and sitting around at the local park, insulting actual skaters.
*Real Skater falls doing a kickflip to nosegrind*

Skater Poser: Dude, you suck! I did that first try yesterday!

Real Skater: Let's see it, then.

Skater Poser: A cop took my board away.

Real Skater: Here, use mine.

Skater Poser: Uh, I have to, uh, check my, uh, house. I think, uh, I left my, uh, front door open.

*Skater Poser runs away*

Real Skater: Poser...

East Coast Skater 

An east coast skater is anyone who lives in a state along the atlantic ocean. East Coast skaters usually look up to Bobby Puleo, Anthony Pappalardo, Fred Gall, Gino Iannucci and other east coast legends. East coast skaters are known for their creativity and actually skating street and not just skating in the middle of a california school yard on a really sunny day
Look at that kid wearing brown cords and a flannel, such an east coast skater

Skate Date 

When a skateboarder takes somebody (skater/non-skater) on a date involving skating. One party is typically a decent skater as to impress or give a lesson to their date.
Lucy brought her spare skateboard out on her skate date with Jen so she could teach her how to kickflip.
Skate Date by skatebandit October 26, 2017

Skate Fast Eat Ass 

A term used when you want to impress a possible partner, by exclaiming that you both skate fast, and eat ass.
This term will get you mad pussy.
"Hey girl, I just wanted you to know that I skate fast and eat ass!"
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."

Skate stopper 

An item that goes on a curb, rail. This iteam is to stop people from grinding (skateboarding, BMX'ing, blading)
Dame thats lame, we can't grind that cuz of that Skate stopper
Skate stopper by nuk-em October 25, 2006
A military term for, dicking around and avoiding working in your shop. Most of the time you are supposed to skate around away from your supervisors and to other shops or the bathroom. Max skate time would be around 15 min.
Hey where's smith at?
I think he's skating in the smoke pit again.
Well if he's going to skate he better have a fucking clipboard
Skate by LostinOregon June 17, 2015