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Simmer down teapot 

When ones attitude or tone is getting hostile or angry, About to reach boiling point. A person needs their teapot of an attitude to simmer down before reaching boiling point.
When Wesley comes at me all crazy with his tone, I tell him simmer down teapot.

Simmer Down 

To get drunk and/or high.
Man, I need to fuckinsimmer down! Simmer right the fuck down!
Simmer Down by LuciferRoyale September 6, 2022

slow simmer

When one defecates into a frying pan (or any other stove top accessory) and turns the stove on low overnight whilst the unsuspecting slumbering owners/residents are asleep unknowing of the demise of their kitchen. The smell lasts a few days depending on the duration of the "simmer"
Ryan decided that an "upper decker" was too juvenile, so he decided to pull a "slow simmer" to his good friend Dave.
slow simmer by Rommie May 29, 2008

cant simmer the zimmer 

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".
1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man
cant simmer the zimmer by alienman September 6, 2013

let it simmer 

When a girl is snapping/texting you constantly, but you make her wait before you respond so you don’t look desperate.
John:Oh man! That hot chick just snapped me, I better open it!

Bob: Nah man, don’t look desperate. Give it a minute, let it simmer.
let it simmer by Aladeen Mothafuckah September 27, 2017

Hunter simmer 

A racist guy who gets no gets no girls. He’s mean to almost all of his friends. You will have trust issues with him. If you know a hunter never trust him.
Hunter simmer by Lebron21 April 22, 2018