Signing

An urban sport that involves taking peoples house signs and making off with them.

Lets go signing

Signing by Billhookboys April 14, 2009

Signing autographs 

Wiping your poopy butt with toilet paper.

It just wouldn't end, I was in the handicapped stall signing autographs for twenty minutes straight, my fans are relentless.

Signing autographs by ShartShooper January 30, 2023

signing the paperwork 

the act of using toilet paper to complete any given bathroom-related activity; usually associated with defecation

Jim: *banging on the bathroom door* Dude, shit or get off the pot. I gotta drop a deuce.

Joe: Chill brah, almost done . . . just signing the paperwork.

signing the paperwork by boustrophodonik October 4, 2010

Sigging 

To put your head between your knees, and make a gutteral noise with your throat while holding your ankles and attempting to hop in a circle.

Joe sat down and started sigging because his head hurt.

Sigging by Hoolymcn June 18, 2011

Signing Off 

This is someone's favorite catchphrase
This is what he believes will help him get to space

Aaron: I am going to be signing off!
European: you are my idol and yh Aaron Thomas signing off!!!

Signing Off by UncleDaddy_XD_LOL December 30, 2019

Stighing 

To stalk up and down the office whilst sighing and muttering to yourself in an attempt to show everyone just how hard you're working.

If he doesn't stop stighing soon I'm going to have to have him killed.

Stighing by Bob the terrible January 26, 2009

Baltimore signing 

Signing a photograph with a cock ring.

The DJ WAS Baltimore signing his photos.

Baltimore signing by steadyfreddie April 22, 2011