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Siberian Toe Ring 

A Siberian Toe Ring is when during the act of Anal Intercourse your partner involuntarily defecates, which in many cases has a spurting element to it. In order to stop the spray of feces the other partner inserts their big toe directly into the anus. The result after removal of said large toe is a thick brown ring, very similar to a fashionable toe ring worn by women in Western Culture during summer months. The “Siberian” title is because people in that part of the world have a poor diet and are prone to involuntary defecation, or so rumor has it.
I literally fucked the shit out of Florence's ass last night.
Why do you say that? Look at my Siberian Toe Ring. That bitch's ass was squirting like a mother fucker.

Q. Where did you get your toe ring, I was looking for a new one?
A. You don't want one like this it is a Siberian. I told Marilyn not eat Taco's prior to me pounding her ass.
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siberian sock

The action of slipping your foot entirely into a woman's vagina.
Dude, my feet were so cold last night. Thank God, my girlfriend was over, I used her as a siberian sock.
siberian sock by Daveeed August 26, 2005

Siberian Snowball 

An act that involves two "players", whereby one participant receives semen in their oral orifice. This is followed by the insertion of a Ferrero Rocher into the mouth of said participant, which is then transfered along with the ejaculatory fluid into the other "player's" muzzle. Once this stage has been completed, the initial participant receives a sticky load square on the mug for being such a filthy little cocksucker.
Edgar spent all week fantasising about the Siberian Snowball that had been promised to him by Charley Twaddle the Third.
Siberian Snowball by Karlukeydookey December 20, 2010

Siberian Cave Troll

The crustacean which lives and breeds within the cavernous regions of a Russian woman's vagina. Scientifically named Sibernus Cavernous Trolololololus
I was going down on Olga when all of the sudden her Siberian Cave Troll grabbed my tongue and drug me in neck deep into her pussy.

siberian waterhose 

Slapping your significant other with your penis wile yelling- "TASTE THE MAGIC!!"
I'M gonna give your woman a Siberian waterhose

Siberian special 

to perform oral sex on a male while the partner has ice cubes (or crushed ice) in her (or his) mouth.

When properly executed, this is quite a treat.
It would seem Sarah gave him a Siberian special, he was quite pleased.

siberian cork screw 

fucking a girl in the ass with your tounge while moving it in a circular motion.
My brother was recording a video about sex positions and busted out with the siberian cork screw
siberian cork screw by doctronx boys February 16, 2009