Butt Shrapnel

The remnants of poo that are missed in the wiping process. These remnants are free to flake off or stick around.

Oh no! I guess I wasn't thorough in my wiping job considering that I have a nasty case of butt shrapnel

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slut shrapnel

This is a term used to describe a skank's use of body piercings or facial piercings.

No daughter of mine will leave this house with that slut shrapnel in her face!

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Poop shrapnel is when you have explosive, foamy diarrhea that feels like it is blasting out in little pieces as if propelled by air.

I ate a burrito from Qdoba, came home and took a dump, and thought "Oh shit! Poop shrapnel! Gonna have to clean my toilet."

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Facial piercings, often indicative of the loose nature of the wearer

Guy 1: "Hey check out that chick!"
Guy 2: "The one with the slut shrapnel?"

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Projectile fragments resulting from catastrophic, blunt force trauma to the groin.

The extent of his groin injury was apparent from the amount of testicular shrapnel found around the accident.

The remnants after having explosive diarrhea.

After a long night of drinking, Jeanie couldn't control her bowels and there was butt shrapnel all over the walls the next day!

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The scattered remains of an explosive fart or shit most commonly found in a toilet or in ones underwear.

“Brad was so disgusted by the fecal shrapnel in the toilets he appointed himself the Fecal Shrapnel Monitor on the job site”.

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