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Sharty Marty 

(Noun) One who is constantly sharting themselves in extremely inappropriate situations.
(Verb) The act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.
Phil: “I heard Brian totally pulled a Sharty Marty during the finals”
Paul: “Good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a Sharty Marty in the second grade!”
Sharty Marty by BradTheChad November 29, 2017
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sharty pooper 

Person who ruins a nudist event or gathering by farting out wet shit.
The biscut game was going great until Mitch sharted all over the couch. He is such a sharty pooper.

Sharty bae baka caca waka ed sheeran pisskink pee pee poo poo

future K-pop idols, strippers, and the dumbest bitches in the world <3
omg Sharty bae baka caca waka ed sheeran pisskink pee pee poo poo I want to seggs ralph

Sharty Bae 

Your sharty bae is someone you love and care for. You feed them your shit and they love it. You can always rely on them.
“Hi”
“How are you.”
Im good
“Wanna be my sharty bae
“Of course”
*eats my shit*
Sharty Bae by BelLAMCFART February 16, 2021

sharty mcpants 

The word "sharty mcpants" also known as: "sharty mcpanties" means a person who sharts a lot.

Some people use "Sharty McPants, Sharty McPanties" as a word to tease somebody, It can also be used as an insult to somebody use dislike.
Yuck! You're a sharty mcpants/sharty mcpanties!
sharty mcpants by chelxi May 28, 2021

Sharty Shake 

Sexual act where a male has anal intercourse with a female (or another male) and before he ejaculates, he pulls out and puts his erect penis with feces smothered all over it in the partners mouth. He then ejaculates and mixes the sperm and feces together in the mouth rapidly with his penis, making a Sharty Shake that the other has to swallow.
Me and Emma wanted to spice up our sex life a little so I have her a Sharty Shake. I guess she didn’t like it though, we broke up right after she swallowed it.
Sharty Shake by Sharty21 July 2, 2021

Sharty McShart 

So Nervous in the McDonalds Drive thru cue that you double Shart!
"Welcome to McDonalds, Can I take your order please?"

Justin "Wow, what the hell is that smell!"

Steve "Some one just ordered Sharty McShart! ha"
Sharty McShart by haha shart! February 21, 2011