shanty queen 

A Western (generally European or North American) male homosexual who is attracted to, or enjoys the company of, Brazilian (or South American) men - particularly those with steroid-induced physiques, drug-addled brains and no discernable talent to fall back on (ie human cattle).

John: "I fancy that short, blond guy over there, what's his name?"
Flavela: "Forget it, that girl's only into shanty.. she's a Shanty Queen, dahhrling... you got NO chance!!"
John: "You mean he's only into thick, lazy, Brazilian whores?"
Flavela: "Exactly"..

shanty queen by MikeyGreen March 16, 2008

shanty claus

These are the last words you will whisper to your dickhead party host. By uttering "Shanty Claus", you have just declared that you have hidden a small wrapped up nugget of a turd somewhere is his or her house.

Great party...oh...and by the way...Shanty Claus was here.

shanty claus by Brohymn801 December 5, 2016

Shanty Bomb 

A shanty bomb is when a person takes a dump into aluminum foil and wraps this up then cuts a whole in someones mattress, they place the wrapped poop into the mattress, finally seals the mattress back up and throws the sheets back on the bed.

The Shanty Bomb will not smell for a few days. But when the smell strikes shanty bomb victims will tear their rooms apart to find the smell but never think to look inside their mattress. This is a practical joke of a very sinister nature...

Dude let's go shanty bomb Professor Wright's bed!

Oh man it smells like someone shanty bombed your room dude.

Shanty Bomb by DeaconBillard July 25, 2011

Shanty Claus

A poorly groomed male that is grosky and in desperate need of a shower. Not only is he poorly groomed but he has a nappy beard attached to his unhygentic face. He appears to be a dirty and mistreated Santa Claus, therefore recieving the name of a Shanty Claus

"Dude did you see the way that man looked!?"

"Ya man, pretty ronchie!"

"I thought for a second it could be Santa Claus, then I realized that would be too good to be true... it was Shanty Claus."

"Ha, I don't want no Shanty Claus' coming down my chimney antime soon!"

Shanty Claus by Scooptie Doo July 28, 2009

shanty towned 

The act of getting so drunk and looking like such a mess that people may mistake you for living in a shanty town.

Sam: Ite mate, what went down last night?
Will: I dunno man, I drank so much I can't remember, must've got absolutely shanty towned.
Sam: Mate that's a par!

shanty towned by blibs563 September 19, 2011

shanty bag of rags 

Generally referring to someone who is excessively undesirable or trashy. Many liken the description to a street person or prostitute.
May also act as a verb "shanty bag of rags blowing in the wind".

So yeah, did you smell that girl with the tattoo?
Yeah, what a shanty bag of rags.

shanty bag of rags by dumpster21 December 9, 2008

shanty hand 

To sexually stimulate a penis by rubbing it up and down in a "bungee" fashion.
A more refined 'hand job'

As in "give me a shanty hand bitch"
or
"damn. that was one hell of a shanty hand. bitch"

shanty hand by Willoboe January 6, 2009