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Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster 

Someone who is unbelievably manly; an incredibly manly man.
"Dude, Ian just had sex with my mom while beating up your childhood hero!"

"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"

Sergeant Slapnuts 

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.
Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.
Sergeant Slapnuts by Phartman March 18, 2011

sergeant stripes 

(noun) An archaic term for skid marks.
I was afraid to take my underwear off last night in front of my girl because of my sergeant stripes.
sergeant stripes by bigmoney August 28, 2004

Sergeant Pag 

A cocktail consisting of Sailor Jerry spiced rum, cola, and a splash of grenadine with a lime twist.
Hey bartender, let me get a Sergeant Pag
Sergeant Pag by Niki Peril January 1, 2014
a sexy ass mf with colour changing eyes who thinks he’s ugly but isn’t because he’s a chauffeur who goes to his friend’s school to look at creepy buildings with her
sal: omg that boy with dirty blonde hair is so hot
rin: yeah bitch he’s a sergiy😎
sergiy by anonymous January 29, 2021
Extremely hot drunken russian.
Always looking good and being awesome are his specialities.

Ladies watch out for the sergej's.
Damn he looks great, he must be a sergej.
sergej by Snowyboss September 19, 2013