Turd Scrambler: One who scrambles the turds inside another's anus with either their penis, tongue, finger or any size
appropriate foreign object.
Generally, an
affectionate term; though it can also be used in a derogatory fashion.
Example A) - "That girl who
tossed my salad last night had
the tongue of an angel. She was
the greatest turd scrambler I've ever come in contact with."
Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."