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Scorcher 

One who scorches. He's always one-step ahead of you, no matter what you do. He leaves you in the dust absolutely burned blind, every time. You've got nothing on him at all. He represents the quintessence of Man. A real Man. And not just man of gender. Man like how they say when you mean humanity. He is the ultimate human, an aesthetic elegant mind. He can destroy your weak conscience simply by casting the slightest earnest glance. You definitely owe him a debt of gratitude
the embodiment of George Bush. A flaming candle in the dark.

Scorcher can only be used in a sentence really if it is describing Scorcher, the ultimate human being or person.
The better or best person there is.

Thank God for Scorcher..
Scorcher by -splitdissonance-- July 24, 2010
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A small amount, a tiny bit
Move a scosche

A scosche of food

A scosche of work left
scosche by psycolemon January 16, 2010
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Scorched Almond 

To place a testicle into the anus. When it is pulled out it is covered in faeces.
John: Do you remember that girl Hannah?
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*
Scorched Almond by Flute Salad October 9, 2015

Scorched Yatler 

A yatler who is on drugs and is so hot that their skin turns a brownish-orange.
Terrorist-I'm so hot I think im a scorched yatler now.
Scorched Yatler by RealYatler2 October 19, 2018

Peter-smoocher 

A male/husband who is hiding that they are gay, finding a wife to keep it from family, friends, etc.. And gets caught shoving objects in their rectum in the middle of the night by their wife and denying any gay activity.
Damn, did you hear about her husband? He turned out to be a Peter-smoocher. That's wild huh?!

full latex scooch 

the feeling of defeat, to be wronged, to be disciplined. the full latex scooch feels like that of a loss, due to lack of male power. nothing can heal a full latex scooch.
todd: “my girlfriend just broke up with me” liam: “damn bro that’s a full latex scooch”
full latex scooch by Numnumpot December 7, 2021

pickle smoocher 

A euphemism for someone who likes to give head.
pickle smoocher by TAC May 1, 2003