Jacob Sartorius 

A thirteen year old baby who wears makeup and is obviously autotuned in his singing. His entire fan database consists of ten-year-old girls. My best friends little sister is in love with him and will KILL anybody who disses the supposedly ''bae'' '' singer.'' Jacob Sartorius pouts/poses in pictures like a 20-yr-old and doesn't know how to create thoroughly or even partially enjoyable ''music.''

Jacob Sartorius Fangirl: Oh my Godiva chocolate. Jacob Sartorius is bae!! He is sooooo BAE!!!❤❤❤

Jacob Sartorius by emthesmølchild June 30, 2016

Jacob Sartorius 

An irrelevant rat that thinks he can sing

Person 1: have you heard Jacob Sartorius' new song?

Person 2: yes he's such a rat!!!

Jacob Sartorius by fakeyouout May 20, 2016

Jacob Sartorius 

More like "Jacob saggytits". He is possibly the worst, cringy kid to become famous. When his "fangirls" are screaming for him

Fangirl: OMG I love Jacob Sartorius

Me: I fuckin give up with this world 😑

Jacob Sartorius by Futurenese November 2, 2016

Jacob Sartorius 

See trash

I saw Jacob Sartorius. I want to drink bleach

Jacob Sartorius by Do The Mario March 6, 2017

jacob sartorius 

a talentless 12 year old that got famous from making bad musical.lys and trying way too hard. all the nine year old girls love him, for some reason.

nine year old girl: omG!!! JACob saRTORIUS IS sO HAWT!13!!!2!7!1!!
other ppersonn: wtf he's twelve? and he doesn't even do anything?

jacob sartorius by yumplacenta June 29, 2016

jacob sartorius 

cancer

jacob sartorius = cancer

jacob sartorius by jacobsartoriusiscancer November 26, 2016

Jacob Sartorius 

See Fuckboy

"God, Jacob Sartorius is so hot!"
"Um, he's a total Fuckboy."

Jacob Sartorius by lerp-a-derp May 27, 2017