status sage 

One who is constantly trying to impress others by posting philosophical/deep quotes, analogies, or theories as their facebook status even though everyone else knows that these quotes don't mean anything to them.

Status sages seem to have forgotten that if they were so busy meditating all day, they wouldn't have time to continuously update their status.

Biancas facebook status: People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.

Rachel (having read Biancas status): pfhhh, Bianca is so bored all day, she's become a status sage. That girl doesn't give two hoots about 'inner beauty'... *roll eyes*

status sage by ItsMeHiHi December 14, 2009

Saeed 

The robotic god who teaches electrical and computer engineering and matrices. He absolutely projects insane amounts of energy. He is a comedic genius and can make anyone laugh. One day, he will rule and all will follow. All hail Saeed.

"Is it clear?" Saeed said as he taught me the true meaning of the matrix.

Saeed by Solder King April 20, 2018

troll sage 

Street is the troll sage. He has news from the north. Troll sage always has a cool story, bro.

Kid: I'm gonna CD KEY BAN U
Troll sage: SAGE

troll sage by The troll sage December 10, 2009

Sage Syndrome 

When playing an RPG, the magician or healer of the party goes up to a monster, then begins casting a spell, only to be interrupted infinitely. Named after the two siblings Genis and Raine Sage, from Tales of Symphonia.

Really Raine? You're just gonna walk up to Yggdrasill and then use ressurection? You have a really bad case of sage syndrome"

Sage Syndrome by Spudasaurus April 12, 2011

Sagert 

A slang word for cigarettes, commonly used by drunk rednecks in college.

“Shit, I’m out of dip. Someone ask Billy for a sagert”

Sagert by 😍😍😍😍😍 n September 3, 2019

Saegertown 

A teeny-tiny little borough in Pennsylvania. Everyone knows everyone. They do not have a wal-mart. Hometown of Sharon Stone. Actually has decent sports teams.

Swaggertown is the nickname or Saegertown, made by residents to make them feel like their town isn't quite as pathetic as it really is.

Saegertown by Pallas Corona May 12, 2011

Bob Saget

A phrase commonly uttered by high schoolers who were just introduced to tourettes guy on youtube.

once uttered these two words create great annoyance among the masses

also a really weird guy that has hosted AFV and starred on full house

Ah BOB SAGET!!!

- Shut up kid

BOB SAGET!!!
I said STFU!

Bob Saget by Blonde Haired Midget January 14, 2010