ITSP
Ian Thorpe Sex Pest Usually found lurking around the South East Essex region,
Young ladies be aware of the 106 gti, be warned off this sexual predator!
Hands In The Sexy Pants, pronounced hitspuhh
i.e. your or your lover's (or both's) hand(s) in one another's "sexy pants", meaning here underwear, or pants, if the person(s) in question are going commando.
To perform h.i.t.s.p., skin must be touched.
From the movie "Office Space", the acronym is short-hand for so many possible word combinations, however the beauty of the T.P.S. Report is that no one truly knows what it is or what "T.P.S" stands for. Used to express that something is useless busy-work.
"I can't stand these freakin' T.P.S. Reports that we have to do for biology class."