Rubbing One Up 

The same as rubbing one out which is simply masturbation. However, Rubbing On Up is exclusive to male masturbation and accentuates the process vs. the end result.

Justin is a constantly watching porn and finds his hands busy Rubbing One Up.

Rubbing One Up by Eaton Holgoode July 3, 2009

At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself 

"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)

"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)

-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."

Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.

A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)

B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")

C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")

At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself by Eric Vilenica, Cody Hausner, Mike Pope January 11, 2009

rubbing bacon

A euphemism for coitus.

Rubbing bacon... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

rubbing bacon by banquo_lives January 11, 2009

Emo rubbing 

The act of having kinky sexual encounters with an above average male (7.5+ inches). The sex is rough, painful but yet very pleasurable for the female & male. Emo rubbing involves ripping clothes off, biting, clawing, hair pulling, scratches, wrestling around, and throwing each other against the wall. The male is often considered the emo rubber.

Hey bro, why are you and your girlfriend covered in bruises?" "We just got finished emo rubbing.

Emo rubbing by JackYoSmith. September 1, 2010

knee rubbing

The act of trying to massage another man's dick while across the table from him but coming short and caressing his leg.

Guy 1: dude! Stop knee rubbing me!

Guy 2: bro, I'm only trying to massage your dick. C'mon

knee rubbing by Drakeisacumguzzler July 13, 2016

rubbing the elf 

Female Masturbation
Also a Diesel Boy song

ann likes to play with herself
she likes frigging the clit, she likes rubbing the elf
she don't need a man they don't understand
all she needs is her right hand

rubbing the elf by Stanley Spedowski May 27, 2006

Rubbing Tacos

Whe two lesbos lock legs together and pound pussies.

Hey girl, after class wanna go rub tacos?

Rubbing Tacos by buttsex! January 30, 2004