An itchy, red, patchy rash that occurs on your genitalia/ or mouth. Usually appears after making a regrettable decision while influenced by alcohol. Sometimes referred to as the Roubideaux Rash.

Around a week after the night Austin didn’t come home from the bar, Jill became nervous about the itchy rosebud shaped rash starting to appear. After a quick visit to the clinic she soon realized Austin had brought home the Rosebud rash, and shared it with her.

Rosebud rash by Funnyguyposd September 15, 2022

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chocolate rosebud

n: the asshole of a black man or woman that has recently been anally penetrated and therefore looks slightly swollen like a blooming rose or is still tightly closed like a rosebud

Ivan: "Yeah, I fisted Dominic for the first time last night."

Brian: "Oh really?"

Dominic: "Yeah, after we got done, my asshole was like a chocolate rosebud in spring!"

chocolate rosebud by BTheWordMaker May 16, 2008

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Chocolate Dipped Rosebud

A delicious, sweet twist to an otherwise ravenous session of eating ass.

Prior to commencing analingus, the receiver places an unwrapped chocolate Hershey bar square (1-3 squares recommended) between their ass cheeks, near the top of their ass crack, and initiates 10-15 minutes of brisk movement or exercise.

This allows for the sweet chocolate to melt and flow gingerly into the pucker wrinkles and on the succulent petals of the old rosebud.

Akin to a chocolate fondue, it will be devoured by the giver in what will be the most stimulating tongue punching of the fartbox experience ever received.

A favorite on Valentine’s Day and birthdays.

I surprised Clara on Valentine’s Day with a chocolate dipped rosebud. She was eating my ass like a fat kid eating candy and I also got a reach around.

Chocolate Dipped Rosebud by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

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