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seeing roaches 

When you see or hear something that isn’t really there
“I swear to god there was someone outside
“Girl you’re seeing roaches…”

The fleas have reached my knees 

When you believe your old enough that you froth girls in a sexual way
“Boys gather round. The fleas have reached my knees!”
A chick named Rachel who, like a turd that won't flush(synonymous with roaches), is always around, never goes away, is in-destructable, and is a pest.
Too many chicks named Rachel hang around my pad. They're like roaches, as they're pests and seem to linger always, everywhere in the house I go. I think they're a humanoid species of roaches, thus, I call them Roachels.
roachel by Dustonzo Dustalot August 10, 2009

Rochedale south 

A suberb on the south side of brisbane where everybody knows every body elses business. Not a bad area if it weren't for all the nosey neighbours and gossip mongers who have no life. A good place to score weed, and borrow money from. But bewarned, once you do wrong by one resident you will be outed by the rest of the community.
PERSON 1, says to self "I need to get out of rochedale south"
Neighbour... straight on the phone "she said she's moving out of the area"
Shop Keeper to person 1 "so, i hear your moving?"
Rochedale south by zany co August 25, 2011

The fleas have reached your knees 

A phrase often said by a grandmother to her grandson when she believes that he is old enough to froth girls in a sexual way.
Oh Jerry! The fleas have reached your knees I see! Who was that girl? Your girlfriend?!

smoking roaches 

A phrase made up by Vetti to be used in two ways:

A) To describe the action of smoking the roach (last bit of) of a joint from a pipe or other smoking device.

B) Used as a replacement for "I'm low on weed!"
A) Man, I decided to start smoking roaches last night to save my stash for the weekend.

B) I don't care how good it is, man, I'm so desperate for weed, I'm smoking roaches!
smoking roaches by The Vetti July 29, 2008