rice burner 

a stereotypical state of existence labeled to any person or vehical who/ that FALSIFIES HIGH PERFORMANCE.

-a 1999 Ford Mustang over-decorated with glow in the dark "HKS" stickers.

-a 2002 Honda Accord with an oversized wing.

rice burner by todd willus November 28, 2003

rice burner 

a rice burner is a small vehicle of some sort, many many stickers that say this is fast but really isn't, a 1/2 inch exhaust leading into a $300 buck coffee can muffler, a huge rear wing that at maybe 300 mph could take off, the Bling Bling and all that other shit, ground effects that add much more weight to the piece of shit, then theres the wheels and rims that cost alot more then the entire car it self. the driver of the vehicle thinks he or she is the shit of the world well they are the shit, the shit I just left behind me. also theres the engine modifications that would include chrome covers colorful wiring and other crap but the engine is still stock, the turbo is usually burnt because they don't know how to cool them off when they shut the engine down. and finally they talk shit saying that they beat all kinds of cars, vettes, f1's all the same shit to them, they just don't give up.

when I drive my 71 nova around with its 427 don't even think about racin unless you have 1 grand in cash, because you'll be behind be all the way.

rice burner by spence February 22, 2004

rice burner 

A; all show no go B; more power to the stickers C; good view of my ass when racing

hey riceboy, i noticed one of your fog lights is out when i looked in my rear view mirror

rice burner by Jap Can Crusher September 11, 2003

rice burner 

any hideous slower-then-shit honda or the like that sounds like a weed eater.
guess what, i have a vehicle that sounds like it has something bigger then a lawn mower engine.

i never lost to a ricer in my stock jeep cherokee or my fullsize chevy w/160k miles and engine probs.

rice burner by Drax (soutern and proud) June 7, 2003

Rice burner 

Basically just a Japanese car, usually with a fart can, but some people say it has to have stickers and a dangerously lowered suspension.

That civic is such a rice burner!

Rice burner by Replayyyz August 25, 2013

Rice Burner 

A peice of shit vehicle that:

1: Boys think will help them get laid.

2: Sounds like a pissed of Bumble Bee.

3. Is fucking useless in what the kids nowadays call "races".

4: Boys think they know what there doing under the hood of it but fuck up and dont know how to fix it.

5: Boys think that working on the body of it counts as actually "working" on it.

6: People think that they are apart of the 'Need For Speed' scene.

*Rice Burner rolls by*

Damn...my weedeater sounds better than that.

Rice Burner by Rackal June 26, 2009

rice burner 

Type of jap car that was made famous in such films as "the fast and furious" Often seen with spoilers, lowering kits and other bolt-on gay shit. Driven by big fags.

Yo man look at that homo in that gay ass rice burner!!

rice burner by Mr. O January 21, 2005