Rectum Reliever 

Another name for a mouth

Man, I was tearing Tanyas ass apart last night and she tapped out. As she was crying mercy, she said why don’t you stuff it it my Rectum Reliever. I asked her what she meant, and she opened her mouth and I obliged! What a great woman.

Rectum Reliever by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020

Rectum juice in the refrigerator 

When a man fingers himself so much that instead of fieces, a clear liquid comes out his rectum and puts the fluid in the refrigerator in a containor to drink lator

Friend: u wanna come to my place

Man: nah i just feel like 'rectum juice in the refrigerator.

Rectum juice in the refrigerator by mc faggot fart October 11, 2016

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

Punch line to the joke listed below.

Made popular by a scene in the movie Black Sheep where Chris Farely's character is loudly heard telling the punchline. Abscence of the body of the joke in the movie led many to believe the joke did not really exist and there was only a punchline.

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horrible, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

The teacher corrected, "Johnnie, we say 'rectum.'"

Little Johnnie replied "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

Rectum? Damn near killed him! by JKKendrick December 26, 2009

Rectum Rattling

Pulling your cock out of female when doing her doggy style, then placing the cock by the rectum and rattling it back and forth between the ass cheeks to see if she is interested in some anal.

I was nailing Kristen last night, and in the midst of our session I did some Rectum Rattling. As usual, I was denied.

Rectum Rattling by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2019

Rectum Apocalypse 

A "Rectum Apocalypse" occurs when Satan emerges from ones anus to destroy the world. You can also describe an extroardinarily large dump as a rectum apocalypse, or an anal armageddon.

Teacher: "Billy, I told you that you had 3 minutes in the bathroom! You're 30 minutes late!"
Billy: "Sorry, Teach! I had the rectum apocalypse!"

Rectum Apocalypse by Matt Bonn October 4, 2006

Rectum Nectar 

The anal discharge that ferments in your ass.

I need a re-wipe, my cheeks keep sloshing from all of my rectum nectar

Rectum Nectar by redhatpro January 8, 2009

rectum ranger 

One who goes on voyages in another mans ass. Usally on a boyscout trip.

<h1>Man Aj is such a rectum ranger. The way he looks at those boys.

rectum ranger by Brickman March 20, 2003